BLACK WIDOW SPIDERS

	Rock diggers in the high desert south of Shawmut
	Found the deadliest spiders I ever saw
	But they put them in a bottle anyway for me to bring to you
	Cause keeping scary pets is something that you really like to do

	Black widow spiders
	There were three of them and now there are two
	Black widow spiders
	Neither one of them reminds me of you

	They have eight legs and a poison sack
	And except for the red hourglass they're all over black
	They've got ugly little mandibles and poison fangs
	And I really don't see how you could love those things

	Black widow spiders
	We keep them in the kitchen in a jar
	Black widow spiders
	If they get away let's hope they don't get very far

	Black widow spiders
	Building webs under the dashboard of my car
	Black widow spiders
	Crawling up the neck of my guitar

	Black widow spiders
	They're really no more dangerous than a mouse
	But most people still don't want them in the house

	Black widow spiders
	They're really no more dangerous than a mouse
	But most people still don't want them in the house
	Black widow spiders

	(c) 2003 P.M. Nicholes